I’m on vacation this week. In the meantime, here are some recent tweets I’ve enjoyed. See ya next Thursday!
I don’t care how many times an application crashes, I am not “sending a report” fucking snitch behavior
they should get rid of Port and Starboard. absolute horse shit names for directions. If boats insist on having their own terms they can use Wet Left and Wet Right
a grown man will look u dead in the eyes and tell you he's rooting for a sports team called the nuggets
Me: Want some trail mix?
Him: That’s just peanut butter m&m’s and some ibuprofen.
Me: It’s homemade.